I can't do blind items, so I'll just play Alex Trebek for a bit:

What reliever wants to leave his latte behind and may head for Chicago, Houston, Boston, or New York?

What outfielder will breathe easier when he gets nearer sea level in Texas or San Fran?

Which red-ass could become a teal-ass over the All-Star Break?

Playing the construction worker in baseball's version of the Village People (and no, that's not a gay reference), which professional hitter could finish the season in SBC?

Which manager is ready to return to the game and likes what he sees in Houston?

No prizes this time, but knock yourself out in comments.